mickydolenzio:

wow i can’t believe they named a whole planet after freddie mercury

(Source: angiemaher, via multifandomsexual)

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spice-ghouls:

outofcontexterikamoen:

Clowns don’t actually have human genitalia. If one clown sprays seltzer on a pie and throws it at another clown a new clown appears in a field somewhere.

cool how this is the website I use as my primary social media platform

owlmylove:

crocsuckersanonymous:

owlmylove:

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

but what did drunk you ever do for sober you

one time i blacked out and woke up to find 13 full sized rolls of ritz crackers in my bag bc drunk me is also an ideal provider

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leslie-nygma:

robert, your tony is showing.

(Source: detective-grayson, via cyborging)

ruinedchildhood:

Please allow this gifset of Jeff Goldblum holding a tiny sleeping puppy to bless your Dashboard.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via multifandomsexual)